LATE-NIGHT FOOD / ZERO REGRETS

DAT BIH GAH.

ONE BITE. DAT BIH GAH.

Burgers smashed disrespectfully thin. Wings coated like they owe somebody money. Fries carrying more seasoning than your group chat carries unresolved issues.

SEE THE GOODS PULL UP

GAH LEVEL 10/10

NAPKINS Mandatory

SELF CONTROL Sold Out

Loaded smash burger with crispy fries at DAT BIH GAH

OFFICIALLY GAH

01 / THE GOODS

PICK YOUR PROBLEM.

Four items. No seventeen-page menu. We know why you're here.

GAH 10.0

THE GAH BURGER

$12

Double smash patties, melted cheese, pickles, onions, house sauce, and absolutely no intention of staying clean.

OFFICIAL VERDICT: ABSOLUTELY GAH

GAH 9.8

BAD DECISION WINGS

$11

Crispy wings aggressively coated in your choice of hot honey, garlic pepper, or sauce we legally describe as “pretty serious.”

OFFICIAL VERDICT: TUFF

Loaded seasoned fries with cheese and toppings

GAH 9.9

THESE AIN'T SIDE FRIES

Crispy fries buried under cheese, chopped beef, sauce, peppers, and several poor nutritional decisions.

OFFICIAL VERDICT: GAH

Thick vanilla milkshake with caramel topping

GAH 9.6

THE RECOVERY SHAKE

Thick vanilla shake, caramel, crushed cookies, and the false confidence that this somehow balances the meal.

OFFICIAL VERDICT: NECESSARY

02 / QUALITY CONTROL

THE OFFICIAL GAH SCALE.

Years of research. Thousands of calories. Absolutely no peer review.

MID

Technically food. Nobody texts the group chat about it.

TUFF

Head nod confirmed. Conversation temporarily interrupted.

GAH

Eyes widened. Phone immediately raised. Somebody else needs to try this.

ABSOLUTELY GAH

Silence at the table. Sauce on the shirt. Second order already in progress.

Smash burgers cooking on a hot flat-top grill

HOUSE POLICY

“If nobody at the table says dat bih gah, we gotta look into that.”

— MANAGEMENT

03 / ABOUT US

SMALL MENU. LOUD FOOD.

DAT BIH GAH™ started with a grill, a folding table, and one highly scientific review from somebody's cousin: “Nah bro, dat bih gah.”

We kept the methodology.

Everything is cooked fresh, served hot, and designed for the exact part of the night when reasonable decisions are no longer accepting applications.

MENU SIZE 4 Items

OPEN Late

VIBES Questionable

FOOD Certified Gah

04 / FIND US

QUIT READING. PULL UP.

LOCATION 404 Flavor Street
Somewhere After Dark

THU 7 PM — 12 AM

FRI — SAT 7 PM — 2 AM

SUN — WED Mind Your Business

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