AUTO DETAILING / EMOTIONAL RECOVERY

IT'LL BUFF OUT.

WE'VE SEEN WORSE.

Paint looking tired? Interior developed its own ecosystem? Somebody introduced a shopping cart to your passenger door at speed? Bring it in.

SWIRL MARKS PERSONAL
FRENCH FRIES FOUND
JUDGMENT MINIMAL
Detailer polishing the side of a dark vehicle

01 / WHAT WE FIX

DIFFERENT MESS. SAME CAR.

Pick the problem. We'll bring the towels, chemicals, questionable optimism, and enough lighting to expose every decision you've made since buying the vehicle.

Glossy dark vehicle receiving an exterior detail
01

EXTERIOR RESET

Foam wash, wheels, paint decontamination, protection, trim, glass, and the ceremonial removal of whatever bird had against you.

STATUS: SHINY AGAIN

Clean detailed vehicle interior
02

INTERIOR INTERVENTION

Vacuuming, wipe-downs, glass, carpets, seats, crevices, cup holders, and an investigation into where that smell started.

STATUS: SAFE TO BREATHE

Machine polisher correcting automotive paint
03

PAINT CORRECTION

Machine polishing for oxidation, haze, light defects, and the swirl marks your automatic car wash swears it didn't create.

STATUS: ACTUALLY BUFFED OUT

02 / RECEIPTS

WE TOOK PICTURES.

Because “trust me bro, it was filthy” isn't technically documentation.

Dirty vehicle paint before detailing
BEFORE ROUGH.
Glossy vehicle paint after detailing
AFTER WE TOLD YOU.

03 / PICK YOUR DAMAGE

HOW BAD IS IT?

Demo pricing shown below. Replace these packages, prices, and inclusions with the services your business actually offers.

LEVEL 01

QUICK REGRET

FROM $79

  • Exterior hand wash
  • Wheels & tires
  • Exterior glass
  • Quick interior vacuum
  • Tire dressing

For when it isn't terrible yet.

LEVEL 03

SELL IT TOMORROW

FROM $299

  • Deep interior restoration
  • Exterior decontamination
  • Machine paint enhancement
  • Trim restoration
  • Final inspection under rude lighting

We cannot add miles back to the odometer.

04 / PROFESSIONAL OPINION

DISH SOAP IS NOT DETAILING.

Your car deserves better than a gas-station squeegee and one suspicious microfiber that's been living in the trunk since 2021.

We use proper automotive products, clean tools, safe wash methods, and enough patience to get into the places you have successfully ignored for several years.

TOOLS CLEAN
METHOD SAFE
DETAILS OBSESSIVE
YOUR AUX CORD UNTOUCHED

SHOP POLICY

“PLEASE REMOVE THE 47 WATER BOTTLES BEFORE YOUR APPOINTMENT.”

— MANAGEMENT

Auto detailer working inside a vehicle

05 / SCHEDULE THE INTERVENTION

YEAH. WE CAN FIX THAT.

LOCATION 404 SWIRL MARK DRIVE
DETAIL BAY 2
MON — FRI 8 AM — 6 PM
SATURDAY 9 AM — 4 PM
SUNDAY CAR NEEDS REST TOO