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Most requested
Dad Said He Could Fix It
Dad brought a flashlight, disappeared into the garage for six hours, and now two unrelated outlets don't work.
Starting at
$399
Case no.
0042
DIY recovery
Repair index
Common reasons
people call us.
Every project starts somewhere. Some start with a licensed contractor. Others start with “I saw a guy do this online.”
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Cosmetic optimism
The Landlord Special
Paint over it. Caulk around it. Pretend it was always like that. For demonstration purposes only. We actually repair things.
Starting at
$129
03
Specialized cleanup
I Know A Guy Recovery
Your cousin's friend's neighbor “does electrical.” Unfortunately, we can tell.
Starting at
$249
04
Algorithm aftermath
YouTube University Graduate Repair
You paused the tutorial at 2:14. That was apparently the important part.
Starting at
$189
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24/7 emergency
Emergency DIY Extraction
Something is leaking, sparking, smoking, leaning, or making a noise it absolutely did not make yesterday.
Starting at
“Oh no.”
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Discreet response
Honey, Don't Be Mad Package
We arrive before your spouse gets home. No promises. But we drive fast.
Pricing
Call us
Fig. 01
Kitchen recovery / North side
Field note 001
The “Load-Bearing-ish” Wall
The homeowner removed what he described as “mostly decorative wood.” The ceiling had a different opinion.
Incident
Weekend renovation
Recovery time
3 days
Final status
House still standing
We stabilized the opening, corrected the framing, repaired the surrounding finishes, and agreed not to discuss the phrase “I think this beam is optional.”
Rescue a similar projectField note 002
The Floating Toilet Incident
It was not supposed to move. It moved. That's really all anyone needs to know.
Incident
Bathroom refresh
Recovery time
1 day
Final status
Firmly on Earth
New flange, corrected subfloor, proper seal, clean reset. The toilet has since stopped exploring the room.
Request bathroom help
Fig. 02
Bathroom recovery / Primary suite
WE FIXED IT BRO
Residential recovery work order
Form
WFB-03
How this works
From “uh-oh” to
“nobody mention this again.”
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Confess
Tell us what happened. Photos are encouraged. We have seen worse. Probably.
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We inspect
We identify what went wrong, what needs fixing, and how much dignity can realistically be preserved.
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03
We fix it properly
Your home works again. Everyone agrees the project simply “needed a professional touch.”
Technician notes
Start a work order
Measure twice next time.
Homeowner notes
Apparently we made
an impression.
Fictional reviews from homeowners who learned several important lessons about tools, relatives, and structural integrity.
“He said it would take twenty minutes.”
Three days later we had no kitchen sink. WE FIXED IT BRO fixed everything in two hours.
“Apparently drywall anchors have weight limits.”
The television is fine. The wall has entered therapy.
“My brother-in-law is no longer allowed to touch electricity.”
Five stars. Possibly saved Christmas.
Things people ask us
Usually after making a noise in the garage.
A few answers that may save everyone some time, money, and drywall.
Can you fix something I already tried to fix?
Unfortunately, that's about 63% of our business.
Will you tell my wife what happened?
Customer confidentiality is extremely important to us.
I watched a tutorial. Should I try it myself first?
Absolutely. Our emergency rate begins after 5 PM.
My friend says he knows what he's doing.
We're very sorry to hear that.
Do you offer emergency service?
Yes. If you've already said “that's probably fine,” give us a call.
Do I need to know exactly what's wrong?
Nope. “It makes a weird noise now” is a perfectly valid starting point.
Damage report
Tell us what
you did.
No judgment. Give us the basics and we'll get back to you with the next best step.
Emergency line
(555) 019-8765
Open 24/7 because apparently that is necessary.