What you want, what is not working, and how long you have been pretending the side yard is fine.
YARD DISTRESS DEPARTMENT
Tell us what happened out there.
New landscape? Sad lawn? Patio situation? Shrubs operating without supervision? Give us the details.
Photos encouraged. Shame unnecessary.
Start yard confession
Scope, conditions, priorities, timing, and whether the hydrangea placement has become legally actionable.
Sometimes that is a full redesign. Sometimes the answer is simply: please stop buying random plants.
PROJECT INQUIRY
How cooked is the yard?
You do not need landscaping vocabulary. Describe what you see, what you hate, and what you wish the space could become.
ACCEPTABLE OPENING STATEMENTS
- “The backyard is weird.”
- “We need somewhere to sit.”
- “Everything keeps dying.”
- “My neighbor’s yard is nicer.”
- “Brother...”
BEFORE YOU SEND IT
Helpful information beats perfect information.
Photos of the full property, rough measurements, examples you like, and what currently drives you nuts.
Whether you have pets, kids, drainage problems, irrigation, HOA rules, or one neighbor with binoculars.
Knowing plant names, material terminology, or pretending you understand the difference between loam and topsoil.
BUSINESS DETAILS
Replace these with your real details.
This template avoids publishing fake phone numbers or real-world addresses. Buyers can add their own business information.
Replace with your business inbox.
Please use one you actually answer.
Your Wi-Fi probably reaches farther. Go outside.
Landscaping after midnight tends to concern the neighbors.
BEFORE YOU ASK
Frequently anticipated yard questions.
Do I need to know exactly what I want?
Nope. Knowing what currently bothers you and how you want to use the space is usually enough to begin.
Can I start with only part of the property?
Absolutely. Smaller improvements can be planned in a way that leaves room for future phases.
Can you work with my existing plants?
If they are healthy, appropriate, and willing to cooperate, yes.
Do I have to remove the weird statue?
Legally, no. Aesthetically, we need to talk.
OKAY, ENOUGH INTERNET
Go look at your yard.
If you come back concerned, the form is right up there.
Fine, let’s fix it