THE GROUP CHAT
Small office lunch, birthday crew, or friends who all said they weren't that hungry.
CATERING / EVENTS / CONTROLLED CHAOS
FEED THE GROUP CHAT.
Office lunch? Birthday? Wedding? Fantasy draft? Meeting that absolutely should have been an email?
See packages
01
HOW HUNGRY?
MORE PEOPLE. MORE BURGERS.
Catering should not require a 47-message email chain. Tell us how many people are eating, approximately how hungry they are, and whether somebody in accounting is going to complain about the budget.
We'll handle the fictional rest.
CHOOSE YOUR CHAOS LEVEL
HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE WE FEEDING?
IMPORTANT RESEARCH
PEOPLE GET NICER WHEN YOU FEED THEM.
We have not peer-reviewed this. We also have never seen evidence to the contrary.
02
CATERING PACKAGES
PICK A PROBLEM.
01
SERVES APPROX. 10
THE TEAM LUNCH
INCLUDES
- 10 smash burgers
- 3 large fries
- House sauce
- Pickles
- Napkins, obviously
FROM
119
02
SERVES APPROX. 25
THE GROUP CHAT
INCLUDES
- 20 smash burgers
- 5 chicken sandwiches
- 6 large fries
- House sauce
- Pickles
FROM
289
03
SERVES APPROX. 50
THE ESCALATION
INCLUDES
- 35 smash burgers
- 15 chicken sandwiches
- 12 large fries
- Loaded fries tray
- Enough sauce to concern people
FROM
579
Demo pricing only. Packages, serving quantities, menu contents, pricing, and availability are fictional.
03
WE BRING THE FOOD. YOU HANDLE PEOPLE.
BURGERS
Individually wrapped or tray-ready depending on your fictional setup.
FRIES
Crispy when they leave. Physics takes over from there.
SAUCE
Enough to prevent dry-burger allegations.
SUPPLIES
Napkins, serving utensils, and basic dignity.
ADD-ON / FINANCIAL DAMAGE
DON'T FORGET THE SHAKES.
Add individual shakes, dessert trays, or enough cookie crumble to make the expense report interesting.
04
START THE CONVERSATION
TELL US HOW MUCH CHAOS.
This is a frontend demonstration form. Submitting it will not place a catering order.
Catering packages, prices, serving quantities, event services, availability, food details, and inquiry functionality shown here are fictional.
A real restaurant should replace this information with accurate pricing, policies, service areas, food-safety information, allergens, terms, and working backend form processing.