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Neighborhood Lager
American Lager
4.5%
$6
The Beverage Department
Hydration with consequences.
Drafts, bottles, cocktails, shots, and a few beverages specifically designed to help you text with confidence you have not earned.
Fig. 01 / Pressure properly applied
Fresh From The Tap
We can fix your glass.
We cannot fix your bracket, your fantasy lineup, your relationship, or whatever happened in the group chat.
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Draft Board
On Tap
Cold, carbonated, and considerably more reliable than your favorite team.
02
Halftime Pils
Pilsner
4.8%
$7
03
Fourth Quarter Amber
Amber Ale
5.4%
$7
04
Bad Call IPA
West Coast IPA
6.7%
$8
05
Overtime Hazy
Hazy IPA
6.3%
$8
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Dark Horse
Dry Stout
5.1%
$7
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Technical Foul
Rotating Sour
5.0%
$8
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Coach's Decision
Seasonal Draft
Ask
MP
Mon–Fri
4–6 PMHappy Hour
Lower prices. Same questionable judgment.
- $1 off drafts
- $2 off house cocktails
- $5 well drinks
- Absolutely no discount on your dignity
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Bottles + Cans
Cold & Contained
For people who prefer their beer already inside something before they make eye contact with it.
House Lager
$5
Crisp domestic-style lager. No speech required.
Light Lager
$5
Cold, light, uncomplicated. Like your plan was supposed to be.
Mexican Lager
$6
Served cold with lime.
Hard Seltzer
$6
Rotating flavors for people pretending they're taking it easy tonight.
Cider
$7
Crisp, slightly sweet, and still technically fruit.
Athletic-ish
$6
Non-alcoholic beer for anyone keeping tomorrow's promises.
Fig. 03 / Measured carefully. Consumed less carefully.
House Cocktail Department
Mixed properly. Feelings optional.
Citrus, ice, spirits, and just enough confidence to make the group chat nervous.
Bartender report / Proceed accordingly
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House Cocktails
Mixed Feelings
Carefully measured ingredients for people who stopped carefully measuring anything else.
The Group Chat
$12
Vodka / citrus / cranberry / soda
Starts harmless. Somehow becomes evidence.
Text Your Ex
$13
Bourbon / ginger / lemon / honey
The bartender cannot physically stop you.
Bad Influence
$12
Tequila / lime / orange / agave / jalapeño
Spicy enough to make tomorrow feel farther away.
False Confidence
$13
Gin / blackberry / lemon / tonic
Pairs beautifully with karaoke.
The Final Final
$12
Dark rum / pineapple / lime / bitters
Definitely the last one. Probably.
Sunday Scaries
$11
Vodka / cold brew / coffee liqueur
Anxiety, but make it caffeinated.
Fig. 04 / Team-building exercise
Efficiency Department
Small glasses. Large consequences.
A remarkably efficient delivery system for confidence, stories, and tomorrow's selective memory.
Official ruling / Seemed reasonable at the time
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Questionable Efficiency
Shots Fired
Small glasses. Large consequences.
Well, Well, Well
House whiskey
Poor Life Coach
Cinnamon whiskey
Team Building Exercise
Tequila
HR Violation
Coffee liqueur / Irish cream
Absolutely Not
Bartender's spicy house shot
Fig. 05 / Hydration enters the group chat
Late-Night Strategy
Maybe have some water.
Nobody said the evening has to end. We're just suggesting your next drink could remember tomorrow.
Coach's decision / Responsible timeout
Plot Twist
The responsible section.
Water, soda, coffee, and alcohol-free options. Because sometimes the smartest person at the table deserves something better than a sad plastic cup.
Soda
Cola / diet cola / lemon-lime / ginger ale
Iced Tea
Unsweetened / lemon
Coffee
Hot / black / aggressively necessary
Sparkling Water
Lime available upon emotional request
Zero-Proof Highball
Citrus / ginger / soda / bitters-style botanicals
Water
The comeback story of the evening
Drinking on an empty stomach?
Bold strategy.
Wings, smash burgers, loaded fries, and several opportunities to make this evening slightly more sustainable.
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