The Weekly Incident Report

Something is always happening.

Seven nights. Cold drinks. Questionable priorities. Pick a night and act like this was the plan.

Permanent Bad Decisions

The weekly lineup.

Same nights every week. Different stories the next morning.

MON 01

Knowledge Department

Trivia & Denial

Teams, questionable confidence, and prizes worth arguing about.

TUE 02

Sauce-Based Economics

Wing Night

Wings, cold beer, and absolutely no clean shirts by the end of it.

WED 03

Geometry Department

Pool League

Angles, bank shots, and disputed table rules.

THU 04

Public Performance Division

Karaoke

Confidence arrives long before pitch accuracy.

FRI 05

Weekend Operations

Friday Night Lights

Games on. Kitchen moving. Volume questionable.

NIGHT
SAT 06

Main Event

The Big Game

Whatever everybody is yelling about, we are probably showing it.

ALL DAY
SUN 07

Recovery Department

Recovery Mode

Noon opening. Cold drinks. Food. Lower expectations.

The Sports Department

Your team cannot hear you.

This has never stopped anyone before. Grab a seat, order something cold, and provide coaching advice directly to the television.

Check the Drinks
Game Day Operations LIVE
Screens
Plenty
Volume
Up
Cold Beer
Yes
Ref Complaints
Unlimited

Official Policy

House rules.

  1. Your fantasy lineup is not legally binding.
  2. The bartender did not personally miss that field goal.
  3. Karaoke confidence is not the same as karaoke ability.
  4. Wings are not a utensil-free food if you own a shirt.

Group Decisions

Bringing the whole problem with you?

Birthdays, watch parties, office escapes, reunions, and other situations involving several people who all want fries.

Plan a Party