Private Parties / Group Decisions

Bring the whole problem with you.

Birthdays, watch parties, office escapes, reunions, and other situations involving several people who all expect fries.

Neighborhood tavern party table covered with burgers, wings, fries, beer, and shared food
Fig. 01 / Group decision making

Division of Labor

We handle the food. You handle the group chat.

Tell us what kind of gathering you are bringing in, roughly how many people are involved, and whether a television needs to become emotionally important.

We will help with the practical part: food, drinks, space, timing, and making sure nobody has to cook.

Official Recommendation Order more fries than you think you need.

Pick Your Situation

We have seen worse.

Start with the reason everybody is getting together. We can figure out the rest.

01

Cake Department

Birthdays

Food, drinks, tables, and a place where nobody has to clean their own kitchen.

AGE: DISPUTED
02

Sports Operations

Watch Parties

Screens, cold drinks, wings, burgers, and several unpaid assistant coaches.

VOLUME: UP
03

Human Resources

Office Escapes

Team outings, project celebrations, and meetings that improve dramatically once nobody calls them meetings.

EMAIL: OFF
04

Miscellaneous Department

Just Because

Reunions, fantasy drafts, going-away drinks, neighborhood gatherings, and plans that became larger than expected.

REASON: OPTIONAL

Catering Without the Clipboard

Feed the situation.

Build the table around the food people actually want when they are standing around with a beer.

01

Wings

Multiple sauces. Multiple napkins.

02

Smash Burgers

The reliable group-project participant.

03

Loaded Fries

Technically shareable.

04

Cold Drinks

Drafts, cans, cocktails, and responsible options.

Administrative Procedure

Surprisingly simple.

Three steps. Very little paperwork. Nobody needs a planning committee.

  1. 01

    First

    Tell us the situation.

    Date, approximate group size, occasion, and anything the bar should know.

  2. 02

    Then

    We figure out the practical stuff.

    Timing, space, food, drinks, screens, and what makes sense for the group.

  3. 03

    Finally

    Everybody shows up.

    We take it from there. You take credit for organizing everything.

Start the Paperwork

Tell us what kind of trouble you are planning.

Send the date, approximate headcount, type of event, and anything unusually important. We will take it from there.