Crispy fries, melted cheddar, bacon, scallions, pickled jalapeños, and house sauce.
The Menu
Eat something.
You've been drinking.
Wings, burgers, baskets, loaded things, fried things, and several items your doctor probably meant when they said “occasionally.”
Fig. 02 / Dinner rush in progress
The grill is making excellent decisions.
01
Appetizers
Starting Lineup
Things for the table. Or for you personally. We don't ask questions.
Nacho Average Decision
$12
Tortilla chips, queso, seasoned beef, pico, jalapeños, sour cream, and absolutely no restraint.
Pretzel Logic
$10
Warm soft pretzel, beer cheese, and spicy mustard. Geometry has never tasted this good.
Onion Ring of Fire
$9
Thick-cut beer-battered onion rings with smoky chipotle ranch.
02
Chicken Wings
Winging It
Crispy wings. Questionable napkin coverage. Choose your sauce and accept the consequences.
House Wings — 6
$10
Six crispy wings with your choice of sauce.
House Wings — 12
$17
Twelve wings for people who stopped pretending this was an appetizer.
Sauce Situation
Buffalo / BBQ / Garlic Parmesan / Hot Honey / Mango Habanero / “I Signed the Waiver”
Choose Your Dip
Ranch / Blue Cheese / More Ranch Because Apparently That Needed Clarification
Fig. 04 / Napkins strongly recommended
You didn't come here for a salad.
03
Burgers + Sandwiches
Burgers & Bad Ideas
Served with fries. Sub onion rings if today already got away from you.
The Double Down
$15
Two smashed beef patties, American cheese, pickles, onions, and house sauce on a toasted bun.
The Bad Decision
$16
Double smash burger, bacon, cheddar, fried onions, jalapeños, and smoky sauce.
Chicken Under Pressure
$14
Crispy chicken, slaw, pickles, hot honey, and comeback sauce.
Designated Driver
$13
Crispy plant-based patty, lettuce, tomato, pickles, onion, and house sauce.
House Favorite
This seemed like a better idea after the second beer.
Two smashed patties. Melted American cheese. Pickles, onions, house sauce, and the complete collapse of reasonable portion control.
Scouting report / Heavy hitter
04
Baskets + Plates
The Main Event
For when “I'll just have a snack” officially becomes another lie you told yourself.
Fish & Chips & Regrets
$16
Beer-battered white fish, fries, slaw, tartar sauce, and malt vinegar.
Chicken Tender Situation
$15
Crispy chicken tenders, fries, slaw, and your choice of dipping sauce.
Tavern Mac Attack
$14
Creamy mac and cheese with toasted crumbs and your choice of bacon or buffalo chicken.
Still thirsty?
Obviously.
Drafts, bottles, cocktails, shots, and the responsible section nobody wants to admit they need.
See the Drinks05
Extras
Side Quests
Technically optional. Emotionally mandatory.
Fries
$5
Onion Rings
$6
Slaw
$4
Side Salad
$5
We knew somebody would ask.
06
Dessert
Dessert Was a Mistake
You already ordered loaded fries. Let's stop pretending we're making decisions based on restraint.
Skillet Brownie
$9
Warm chocolate brownie, vanilla ice cream, chocolate sauce, and zero regrets until tomorrow.
Fried Dough Situation
$8
Cinnamon sugar, powdered sugar, caramel sauce, and the final collapse of your meal plan.
Fig. 06 / Restraint officially abandoned
Final Bad Decision
At this point, why stop?
Warm brownie. Melting vanilla ice cream. Chocolate sauce. Your sensible evening ended several sections ago.
Dessert report / Absolutely necessary