Sales floor #024

Bikes / new problems available daily

Pick your preferred problem.

Road, mountain, commuter, and electric bikes selected for people who intend to actually ride them. We help with sizing, setup, fit, and the difficult conversation where you explain why this one is completely different from the bike you already own.

Current inventory / fictional but emotionally available

Choose your next excuse to go outside.

Demo models are included to show how a real shop can present inventory. Replace names, prices, specs, and availability with your actual bikes.

01 Road
Futuristic aerodynamic concept road bike displayed in a bicycle workshop
Concept 01 / Road Back to the Future

Back to the Future

A futuristic road concept built for long rides, fast group rides, and anyone convinced the next marginal gain will finally change everything.

$1,899
Frame
Alloy
Drivetrain
2 × 11
Brakes
Hydraulic disc
Best for
Road / fitness
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02 Mountain
Full-suspension concept mountain bike displayed in a bicycle workshop
Concept 02 / Mountain Midlife Suspension

Midlife Suspension

Trail-ready hardtail for dirt, rocks, roots, descents, and the phrase “I thought I had that.”

$1,749
Frame
Alloy
Wheels
29"
Fork
130 mm
Best for
Trail
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03 Commuter
Modern urban concept commuter bicycle displayed in a bicycle workshop
Concept 03 / Commuter The Commute Awakens

The Commute Awakens

A practical city concept for work, errands, coffee, groceries, and finally accepting that circling the block for parking was never a personality.

$899
Frame
Alloy
Drivetrain
1 × 8
Mounts
Rack + fender
Best for
Everyday
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04 Electric
Futuristic electric concept bicycle displayed in a bicycle workshop
Concept 04 / Electric Watt Are Those

Watt Are Those

A futuristic electric concept for longer rides, heavier loads, steeper hills, and anyone whose relationship with gravity has become unnecessarily adversarial.

$2,699
Motor
Mid-drive
Battery
500 Wh
Brakes
Hydraulic disc
Best for
Utility / commute
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Bike finder / no personality quiz required

What are you actually trying to do?

Start with the riding instead of the jargon. We can narrow things down from there without asking what kind of cyclist you identify as spiritually.

A

Go fast on pavement

Start with road bikes.

Road →
B

Ride trails and dirt

Mountain bikes would like a word.

Mountain →
C

Get around town

Commuter bikes. Sensible. Suspicious.

Commuter →
D

Go farther with less suffering

Electricity has entered the conversation.

Electric →

Before you buy / useful information ahead

The right bike is mostly about the right questions.

01

Fit comes first.

Frame size, reach, saddle position, and contact points matter more than buying the bike with the most impressive number of adjectives.

02

Buy for your riding.

A bike designed for the ride you actually do will usually make you happier than one designed for the imaginary professional career in your head.

03

Leave room in the budget.

Helmet, pedals, lights, lock, fit adjustments, bottle cages, and somehow one very specific pair of socks will eventually become part of this.

New bike / first service / inevitable tinkering

Buying it is only the beginning.

Every new bike benefits from proper assembly, setup, fit checks, and follow-up adjustments after the first few rides.

We also service bikes we did not sell. We are mechanics, not jealous exes.

Still deciding?

Come ride one. The internet cannot measure your inseam emotionally.