WE HEARD A NOISE™ is a polished, satirical automotive service website template built for the kind of repair shop that takes every squeak, rattle, warning light, vibration, and suspicious smell with completely unnecessary seriousness.

Designed to look like a legitimate premium independent repair facility, the template combines dark industrial styling, safety-yellow accents, inspection-sheet details, service-bay photography, diagnostic interfaces, work-order elements, and deadpan automotive humor throughout. The joke is never in the design quality—the site looks professional enough to belong to a real shop.

Visitors can browse fictional diagnostic services, preventive maintenance packages, inspections, questionable repairs, pricing, technician profiles, contact information, and detailed shop procedures. The included demo forms provide realistic appointment and diagnostic interactions without requiring a backend.

The package includes 9 fully designed HTML pages, shared CSS and JavaScript, 23 production-ready PNG images, responsive navigation, custom form behavior, a custom 404 page, installation documentation, and Apache .htaccess support.

Perfect for developers, designers, parody projects, portfolio pieces, demo businesses, or anyone who has ever heard a mechanic say, “Can you make the noise again?”

Included pages: Home, Services, Diagnostics, Inspection, About, Contact, Privacy, Disclaimer, and 404.

Built with clean HTML, CSS, and JavaScript—no framework, database, build system, or dependency installation required.

Brand line:
“If it wasn’t making that noise before, we should probably look at it.”

9 HTML pages, 1 shared CSS stylesheet, 1 shared JavaScript file, 23 PNG images, .htaccess, README.md, and GUIDE.md.

Pages included: Home, Services, Diagnostics, Inspection, About, Contact, Privacy, Disclaimer, and custom 404.

Total package: 37 production-ready files.

A web hosting account or local server capable of serving standard HTML, CSS, and JavaScript files. Apache hosting is recommended for the included .htaccess custom 404 configuration.

No database, PHP, Node.js, framework, package manager, or build tools are required. Files can be edited with any text/code editor and uploaded using your hosting control panel or FTP client.