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Real Estate HTML

GOOD MOVE Realty - Premium Website Template

Premium real estate HTML template with 8 responsive pages, reusable property details, interactive galleries, custom animations, home valuation, and optimized WebP imagery.

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Retail & Shops HTML

TAKE A SEAT™ PREMIUM Furniture Store Website Template

A bold, responsive furniture-store template with 12 polished pages, product and collection layouts, showroom content, financing and delivery sections, mobile navigation, social sharing support, and buyer-ready documentation.

$39

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Business HTML

NOTHING PERSONAL™ — Premium Process Server Website Template

Premium responsive process server website template with nine pages, service-area content, request forms, PHP handling, SEO files, and complete documentation.

$49

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Ecommerce HTML

BAD INFLUENCE™ Premium

A bold, dark ecommerce template with an interactive product collection, dynamic product pages, cinematic motion, and enough attitude to make “just browsing” look suspicious.

$49.99

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Business HTML

STAY IN YOUR LANE™ — Parking Lot Striping Website Template

A bold, responsive parking lot striping website for contractors who would rather look established than like somebody’s cousin with a paint machine. Includes dedicated service pages, projects, industries, quote and contact forms, custom 404, and full premium documentation.

$29

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Business HTML

THIS ONE’S IMPORTANT™ — Premium Medical Courier Website Template

A 13-page premium medical courier website built around dispatch records, route manifests, chain-of-custody logs, cold-chain handling, and healthcare logistics—with enough operational detail to look like somebody actually knows where the package went.

$49

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Business HTML

WE KNEAD TO TALK™ — Bakery Website Template

A polished 13-page bakery website template for bakeries, pastry shops, cake businesses, and bakery cafés that would rather sell croissants than spend three weeks arguing with a website builder.

$39

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Business HTML

GEAR ISSUES™ — Premium Bike Shop Website Template

A premium multi-page website template for independent bike shops, bicycle repair shops, cycling retailers, service centers, and neighborhood workshops. Built with a Bike Workshop × Race Number × Service Tag visual system, responsive layouts, product pages, repair services, FAQs, contact forms, SEO metadata, and enough bike-shop humor to diagnose at least three mysterious clicking noises.

$29.99

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Business HTML

TINY HUMANS™ — Childcare Center Website Template

A playful, polished childcare center website template designed to help daycares, preschools, and early-learning programs present their programs, routines, parent information, enrollment details, and tours with warmth, clarity, and personality.

$49

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Business HTML

JUST ARRIVED™ — Premium Travel Advisor Website Template

A sophisticated 7-page editorial HTML website for boutique travel advisors, custom trip planners, and travel professionals who want a polished, high-end online presence without the generic travel-site look.

$39

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Portfolios HTML

WE’LL FIX IT IN POST™ — Filmmaker & Video Production Website Template

A bold, cinematic website template for filmmakers, videographers, editors, and creative studios—built to showcase your work, services, and personality without looking like every other portfolio on the internet.

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Business HTML

NO SPEAKER 5000™ — Consumer Electronics Product Website Template

A premium responsive consumer electronics website template with luxury product presentation, three model tiers, technical engineering sections, comparisons, reviews, support, reservation pages, and bold satirical branding.

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EVICTION NOTICE™ — Pest Control & Extermination WordPress Theme

A bold, case-file-inspired WordPress block theme for pest control and extermination businesses, with built-in service pages, service areas, and a native inspection request form.

$49

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Business WordPress

WE’VE SEEN WORSE™ — Junk Removal & Cleanouts WordPress Theme

A bold, sarcastic WordPress block theme for junk removal and cleanout businesses, with dedicated service pages, native quote form, responsive layouts, and a gritty editorial design.

$39.99

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Business HTML

THE ANSWER IS NOT 6-7™ — Tutoring & Test Prep Website Template

A modern, responsive tutoring and test prep website template with bold academic visuals, playful meme-inspired humor, service pages, pricing, resources, contact form, accessibility features, and a custom 404 page.

$29.99

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Business HTML

MIND YOUR BUSINESS™ — Bookkeeping & Accounting Website Template

A bold, responsive bookkeeping and accounting website template for independent professionals and small firms, blending modern business credibility with organized office chaos, ledger-inspired details, and smart financial humor.

$34.99

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Restaurants HTML

BEER PRESSURE™ — Neighborhood Sports Tavern Website Template

A bold, responsive neighborhood sports tavern website template with menus, drinks, events, parties, contact pages, custom 404, and plenty of game-day personality.

$19.99

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Business HTML

WE HEARD A NOISE™ — Auto Diagnostics & Preventive Guesswork

A premium, satirical automotive service website template for an independent repair shop specializing in diagnostics, inspections, maintenance, and suspicious noises that definitely were not there yesterday.

$39

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Business HTML

BAD DECISIONS, GOOD TATTOOS™ — Tattoo Studio & Piercing Website Template

A bold, responsive tattoo and piercing studio website template with artist profiles, tattoo portfolios, flash art, booking, aftercare, and a high-energy modern shop aesthetic.

$39

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Business HTML

DID YOU RESTART IT?™ — Managed IT & MSP Website Template

A premium responsive managed IT and MSP website template with help desk, cybersecurity, backup and cloud pages, a support ticket form, and a bold incident-console design with sharp IT humor.

$39

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Business HTML

YOUR HONOR, I CAN EXPLAIN™ — Criminal Defense Lawyer Website Template

A premium responsive criminal defense law firm website template with a polished private-counsel design, attorney profiles, practice areas, case results, intake form, and sharp sarcastic personality.

$39

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Business HTML

WE FIXED IT BRO™ — Contractor & Home Services Website Template

A premium responsive contractor and home-services website template with 6 pages, project showcases, service sections, quote forms, documentation, and an unforgettable demo personality.

$24.99

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Restaurants HTML

LET HIM COOK™

A loud, modern restaurant template built around oversized typography, full-bleed food photography, bold color, dedicated menu and location pages, catering, responsive navigation, and a custom 404 experience.

$29

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Business HTML

TOUCH GRASS™ — Landscaping & Lawn Care Website Template

A clean, responsive landscaping and lawn-care website template with 6 complete pages, project galleries, detailed services, a full project-intake form, and polished outdoor photography. Built with vanilla HTML, CSS, and JavaScript—plus enough dry yard humor to make the brand memorable without making the design look like a meme.

$29

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Landing Pages HTML

THIS MEETING COULD'VE BEEN AN EMAIL™

A sharp, humorous six-page SaaS website template built around meeting fatigue, calendar chaos, and workplace productivity. Includes responsive HTML, CSS, JavaScript, pricing, features, about, contact, and custom 404 pages.

$29

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Business HTML

TRUST ME BRUH INSURANCE™

A bold 6-page responsive insurance website template with a modern insurtech design, interactive demo forms, claims UI, custom 404 page, and easy HTML/CSS/JavaScript customization.

$29

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Restaurants HTML

EMOTIONAL SUPPORT PIZZA™ — Pizza & Wings Restaurant Website Template

A bold, responsive pizza and wings restaurant template with food-first design, online-ordering interfaces, catering, rewards, locations, and deadpan humor baked in.

$49

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Business HTML

PROBABLY FITS™ – Auto Parts & Performance HTML Website Template

A responsive automotive parts storefront template with a serious retail look and a ridiculous fictional catalog. Includes 14 pages, product filtering, vehicle fitment demo, performance calculator, persistent cart, deals, Help Center, custom 404, privacy, and satire/safety disclaimers.

$49

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